If you grew up scared of something called El Cuco… If Mom can’t cook because there is no sofrito… If dinner usually consists of rice and beans with some type of meat… If you were raised on Goya products… If you used your nose or lips to point something out… If you’ve ever dropped food on the floor picked it up and ate it after saying “lo que no mata engorda”… If you have ever been hit by a chancleta… If you refer to cereal as conflei… If other people tell you to stop screaming when you are really talking… If your sofa is still covered in plastic… If you can dance merenge or salsa without music… If you’ve been in a compact car with over 5 people in it and someone still shouts “caben mas!”… If you call your sneakers Tenis… If you start clapping when you’re plane lands on the runway… If you can relate to all of these you are definitely Puerto Rican!
Viva Puerto Rico!!!
Hooray for being Mexican and Puerto Rican!!!
co~o que si que ajajaja
Hahahaha. They’re all true!